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rosebaby3892
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Why are you bothering us?

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Even Heimdall can't!
– Are we talking about the Heimdall who can see him so well that just now he attacked him with a dagger?
– Uh, yeah, uh... well... he... oh, don't bother me, Totor. That's how it is, there you go, he can't do it anymore, poof, like that it prevents us from finishing the film in 2 minutes flat. Anyway, I said: "What a shame we can't see their ship!"
– Yes, if only we had access to one of their ships to study a little how it works… 
– Mr. Odinch?
– One second, Thor. Yes, Beatriz?
– Yes, it was to ask you… what am I doing with the crashed dark elf ship in the throne room? Am I still sweeping the broom?
– But I don't know, raaahlala! The little staff! Well, where were we, my little Totor?
– We were saying we were disappointed not to have access to one of their ships to study their buy phone number list technology.
– Oh yes, that’s it.
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But while some spectators try to invoke the god of lightning in the room to free them from their torture with a saving flash, the tension rises between the two Asgardians.

Speaking of lightning: that's Malekith after taking Thor's lightning bolt in his mouth. Note that his skin color varies depending on the scene, from completely white to very pink. The same goes for his eyes. Again: how many millions in the budget, remind me?
"So that's it, Father? Your plan is to wait?"
– Well, at the same time, if they come back, we have the means to take them down. And without the Aether, they can't do much. So yes.
– But they killed Mom!
– Yes, I noticed. No cold feet in bed last night, I saw the difference right away.
– I have a plan.
– Come on Totor, you know you're stupid.
– But yes, listen: I'm taking Jane with me since she's the one they want!
- Yes.
– Then I go to a super far away planet!
- Yes.
- They're coming to get her!
- Yes.
– And there… we fight!
– Wait, let me summarize: your plan is instead of waiting for them at home with 10,000 men, to go and wait for them in hostile territory with just you? That way they'll only have to kill you to get the Aether?
– That's it! So? So? Is it yes?
– …but what did I do to the good me to deserve such a fool?
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Odin therefore explains to Thor that he will not follow his plan, too risky (stupid is therefore said that in Asgardian, very good, I note), and that Thor has orders to stay on Asgard to await the elves' assault. But you know the average hero: if you forbid him something, he does it within ten minutes. So, Thor goes to find all his friends, namely the Jean-Jacques brigade + Sif & Heimdall and explains his plan to them. They all think it's great, which explains why they are his friends: I think they met at the Viking COTOREP. Heimdall insists again that he cannot see the dark elf ship, just to emphasize an inconsistency, and that he cannot give the troop access to the Bifrost without Odin's agreement. So they have to find another way out. No problem: the Jean-Jacques will create a diversion while Thor goes to find the only person who can help him leave Asgard: Loki! Because he knows all the super-secret passages. The two quickly agree to a truce.
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